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Did you know that there is now a bra specifically designed to counteract the bounce you subject your boobs to (according to cup size) while exercizing? It's called the Shock Absorber, and I challenge you not to become at least momentarily mesmerized by the pendulous bouncing nude demo. Take a peek at the Bounce-ometer. Be forwarned however, selecting the FF-G cup-size is not for beginners. I particularly enjoy how the accompanying music sounds like it could also provide the sound track for a porno movie. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
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And how would you know what a porno soundtrack sounds like? Wait, don't answer that.
The most realistic bounce-o-meter simulation seems to be a pair of DD's under medium activity. Bow-chicka-bow-wow, indeed! (Putting on business hat) Hmmmm, I wonder if there are other applications where this advertising technique could be used...?
My only question from watching the bounce-o-meter is: What woman would exercise without a bra, as in the nude bounce-o-meter shows? Just watching that hurt my chest! I know, I know - it's meant for comparision, and quite educational to boot. Now where can a gal find these super-duper bras?
I see a practicle application for the jock strap. Let's see, we have the 2 inch nubbin-sized weiner. And for our activity level we'll choose something low-impact like say kayaking. Or at the opposite end of the spectrum, we could choose the Long Dong Silver size, doing... say... the high jump!! You could have a Membo-MeterTM that would allow you to measure the stress as you do the activity. Yeah, that's the ticket. Unsupported excercize may cause permanent strectching of a man's member!!! Or, maybe that's not the best marketing ploy.
Your Membo-Meter sounds like any of a large number of spam messages I receive on a regular basis. I wonder if that's what they're hocking.
Oh, and jumping jacks would be higher stress level than high jumping. Yow!
Depends on how many times you practice the high jump.
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