Amazon Kindle for the Brain

Last night I came up with SUCH a funny Twitter post. The only problem was, it was in the middle of the night when I was half asleep. Of course by morning I had forgotten what it was. Can someone please come up with a wireless download system that will glean all of the fabulous blog content, ideas for the next great American novel, and witty comebacks to snarky remarks that develop in my brain at night, directly to my laptop? Thanks.