Monday, May 22, 2006

Birth Control

Oh my gosh. How do you go from this:
To this:in what, maybe 2 years? This is Britney Spears folks. Admired and imitated by pre-pubescent girls the world around. If this is not effective birth control, then I don't know what is.

But, don't you feel kindof sorry for her right about now? Before she married K-fed, she was held up as THE hottest female on the face of the planet. Now here she is in some skeevie diner with ratty, greasy hair, and her bra and thong hanging out. I feel bad when I look a pictures of myself that were taken TWELVE years ago before I had babies. I feel grumpy about the extra rolls around my midriff, the crows feat around my eyes, and the cellulite on my thighs. But at least I can say to myself, "Self. You are forty now (almost forty-one). Twelve years and two babies all considered, a few wrinkles, rolls, and cellulite are to be expected." Brit, on the other hand, is only twenty-four, has only had one kid, and took a meer two to three years to plummet to this level. The world is a good place when you can compare yourself to Britney Freakin' Spears and feel skinny, cute, and well-preserved.

3 comments:

emma kaufmann said...

I do kind of feel sorry for her, but what I don't get is why she can't afford a personal trainer to help shed the extra baggage - no I don't mean K-Fed, although she should lose him too.

Insanity Central said...

If you keep up with Britney headlines, (which I do, because I clearly have some sort of strange fascination with her) some of that "extra baggage" is the fruit of K-fed ever-so-skeevie loins. Still, A Pea in The Pod, Motherhood Maternity, etc. are all good alternatives to having your excess maternity flesh leaking from your lack of clothing.

not a britney fan said...

Good ol' Britney does manage to keep herself in the news, you have to give her that much. Pixelbomb has a photo of "the other side" of that birthing statue. Look if you dare...

Also, this just in: Madame Tussaud's wax museum in London now has an animatronic heaving chest sculpture of Britney upside down on a stripper pole. That one deserves a ... wow!